About Bear Masha
The story that happened in our village, frankly, is amazing. There have been no bears in our area for about a hundred years. And indeed in Belarus there are very few of them. Is that in Belovezhskaya Pushcha.
In the evenings, local youth gather at the club. Play cards, tell jokes. Just chatting. So they sat in the lobby of the club. Outside the window it was already beginning to get dark. No one noticed how the door opened and a new visitor entered the club. My friend and I sat facing the door. The rest is backs.
At first, I did not understand what it was. The first thought was that someone turned the sheepskin coat inside out and stomped on our tables on the table. “Look! Calf. Oh! Bear !!! ”- I just said. Everyone turned around. There was a moment of silence. Like at a funeral. We looked and understood what it was. But they also understood that this could not be. A bear face was looking at us curiously. The bear sipped the air, as if studying us. We continued to sit in a stupor. The bear walked to the wall and began to walk around the lobby. Like a host. I dug out an empty wine bottle from under the dumped old chairs and began to roll it around the club, pushing it with my paw. And we continue to sit. Only his eyes bulged. Then the door opened with a noise, and our Volodya nicknamed Sey entered the club. It can be seen sober only during the day. And then in the harvesting room or in the sowing season. And in the evening it’s not real, like a bear in our club. So two unreality came together. Entering, he threw up his hands, staggered a little, shouted to us “Hello everyone!”, And stared at something healthy and furry. This healthy and furry joyfully reacted to his greeting, and in three jumps was close. And we are sitting. Like an investigator. Prudently silent.
The first thing that caught my eye is that. This took a strictly upright position. Not any wiggles. The bear was looking at him, and he was staring at the bear. It looked like a hypnosis was taking place. “MM … We … Bear!” And Sei, like a real paratrooper, knocked out the door and rolled head over heels onto the street. The bear is after him. We are on command behind them. So a friendly chain ran out into the street. Sowing, rescued local dogs.
Prowling around the club, seeing a bear, rushed at him, raising a terrible bark. As if on command, they were answered by all the village watchdogs. It was not a village, but some kind of kennel. Imagine a hundred yards. And all the dogs come barking. But the bear stopped the pursuit and sat down on the ground, taking an aggressive stance. It seems that he had already dealt with dogs and knew perfectly well what kind of animal it was. But our dogs first saw such a miracle. Therefore, they decided to prudently run around and bark, not trying to attack. At a distance stood our entire company. Decided what to do. But I did not want to kill the beast. Read a gun in every home. Shoot, then no problem. Only a pity. But scary, actually! Out of breath, Say, completely sober, was sent to call the police.
Here from the farm, after evening milking was our milkmaid Maria. And the path to her house runs between the club. She carried a can of milk. We began to scream to her not to go, here is a bear. But she didn’t fall for such (in her opinion) nonsense. Ah, how many unresolved abilities are in man. How much hidden energy. A hefty aunt, with a powerful base, bounced half a meter as though champion Sergey Bubka. Only without a pole. Making sounds, it’s a cross between “Oh, oh!” Ah ah ah! Ohogo !!! ”and“ Wow! ”, Having thrown a can at the bear, like a sprinter while running with hurdles, she was at her home in a second. You should have seen how she jumped gracefully and lightning fast. Not! Gracefully flew over bushes and weeds. Meanwhile, the bear lost interest in everyone around him and began to lick a can of milk. What did not spill, he gently licked from the can.
Returning Sey said that he got through to the police. He reported that a bear was walking in the village. Please come and pick him up. They hung up. Then he called again. And they said they would come and pick him up. They will cross them with a club if he calls again. Advised to drink less. And then soon the devils will start to cause. And he said with durru that he was already calling them. Had our head. stomp club call. We have 15 kilometers to the district center. In less than half an hour, as a police UAZ taxied to the club. But they wouldn’t stop near our company and the company of onlookers. They were told to the club, and they taxied to the club. The doors opened. Our guards came out. So slowly climbed out, so as not to shake their good. No matter how, in pure creamy rustic oil grown. And then our bear runs out of the darkness at a gallop, lying on the path, still playing with the aunt Mary’s can. Law enforcement officers in loose, and the bear was straightforward, jumped into the back seat of the UAZ.
Here is the picture. And then a correspondent, a second police detachment, and an on-duty investigator came from a district center. Our collective farm chairman arrived. Reached the people from a neighboring village. Still would! Bear in police UAZ. This is not every day you see. Sneaking up, slammed the door in the car.